The life of Riley…

Those cats have the life of Riley, I tell you, lazy beasts.  They get to sleep upstairs, unlike me who is barred, and then spend the days sleeping anywhere they like while I’m up and about racing on the beach.  The most exercise I’ve seen that Marley do is jump in and out of a window.  And Cleo only seems to exercise her vocal chords, miaow, miaow, miaow, all the time.

See what I mean:

IMG_1772 IMG_1776An appropriate song – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZKslHD-5bw

The ultimate indignity

IMG_1761Holy moley, this has to be the ultimate indignity – a cat in my bed!  Marley in MY bed.  It’s not enough that he has free rein to sleep on any of the human beds in the house, on the back of the sofas, the best chair, my mum’s knee – he takes up residence in MY bed.  You could have knocked me down with a feather when I saw him.  My mum told a friend she nearly wet herself laughing but that’s too much information in my view.  She stopped long enough to take photos, of course, to capture my anguish.  Didn’t bother shifting him.

Me shift him?  You have to be kidding – this is a giant cat and I’m a bit in awe of him, kinda scared that he will wop me like Sherry (the former cat) did when I was a youngster.  They have sharp teeth and claws do cats, so I’m always polite in their company.  Best to err on the side of caution.  He had, fortunately, moved by the time we got back from the beach so I was able to dry out on my towel without interference.

The cat did it!

Me andP1090841 Marley are in the doghouse – not literally, we don’t have a kennel, but mum isn’t speaking to us.  Not exactly incommunicado but yelling is definitely not in the speaking range, is it?  Honestly, the cat is the main culprit.

Mum had a delivery of pet food earlier and the box was in the hall.  She unpacked the bags – expensive cat food and cat litter, nothing for me – and took the box outside to the recycling bin.

When she came back the trouble started.

P1090843Marley had scratched open a bag and helped himself!  I scuttled out of the way real quick while he took it on the chin then sauntered off.  Cats have no shame, have they?

The thing is, I then blotted my copybook at dinner by sniffing her pizza – it was only a sniff, honest – while she was out of the room getting a drink.  She caught me red nosed so then I was ‘persona dog grata’ and sent to the corner.   My toy basket is in the corner but I thought it wouldn’t be a good idea to get anything out while she was so mad so I stayed there.  In shame.  It’s all the cat’s fault…

I am NOT a fraud!

My mum, who has been away on holiday to Spain for a week, is calling me a fraud because I am charging around like a mad dog when three days ago I thought I was mortally injured.

It’s all her fault, anyway, for going on holiday and leaving me at boot camp where I took a tumble down the stairs and was in agony.  There was no one in the house at the time and when the Irish aunt got home she was very upset at the collapsed state of me, shaking and whimpering (me, not her!).  She had to carry me upstairs then down again to go the the vet and carry me into the surgery as I was in so much pain.  I was so stressed and rigid the vet couldn’t find out exactly what was wrong so gave me painkillers, anti inflammatories and antibiotics.

I was a bit brighter the next morning and allowed the sprog to hand feed me; then it was off to the vet again cos she wanted to check me over.  When she got to my right hip I yelped so she said that’s what had been hurt – a sprain or a bruise.  I had a second round of medicine to last 24 hours so by the time mum my came home yesterday I was feeling MUCH better.

This morning I showed her just how good I was feeling (and hoped I’d get to the beach) by chasing my tail and barking at her.

She got the message though she said I had to be carfeul and wouldn’t throw the ball for me as usual.

So how does that make me a fraud?  I’m just a quick recoverer, that’s all.  And she hasn’t brought me any Spanish treats.

A leisurely afternoon

If there’s one thing I love it’s my nap after the beach. I run miles and miles so I’m pretty tired when I get back.  IMG_1503After the post-beach biscuits (this can be the first food I get when my mum forgets my breakfast in a hurry to take me out) and coffee time, which sometimes brings an extra treat, I like to snuggle down in my sheepskin-lined bed and have a well earned snooze.

Today my mum made drop scones then slathered them with butter and strawberry jam which she made yesterday.  I got only a tiny bite which will hardly see me through till dinnertime.  I start telling her I’m hungry about 4pm but she says that’s too early and makes me wait until after five, often nearer six.  It’s so cruel, especially when I really appreciate her cooking (not that she cooks for my dinner – I get kibble and some tinned stuff).

But I can always dream – pizza, jam, snore, ham, snore, cheese……

We go blackberrying…recipe included!

If there’s one thing I love it’s foraging.  For me that’s sniffing out all the lovely aromas in the roots of trees, making my own marks and helping my mum pick blackberries.  We can’t do it often because they P1070431are only ripe in the early autumn.  But there are lots of bushes along the waggonway which is one of my favourite walks cos it’s got lots of trees and interesting smells.

Mum says poo bags come in very handy in blackberry season as they’re dual purpose – not that she collects poo and brambles in the same bag! – so if you have a bundle in your pocket you can use one or two for collecting fruit.  She’s bagged pounds of berries this way.

IMG_0372While she’s picking I have a good explore and will occasionally drop my ball at her feet, just so she remembers I’m there, ah hem, supervising as it were.

When we get home she washes them to get the dust and spiders out then makes delicious things.  I’m not keen on jam but I will force down a bit of pie, crumble or cake if there’s any on the go.

My mum’s blackberry custard tart – multo delicioso!!

 

Whiz dry ingredients and butter in food processor then add enough water to make a soft, pliable dough. Press, thickly, into a 20cm flan dish.

Picnic pleasures

If there’s anything I love more than being at a cafe, it’s going on a picnic.  I get crisps when we go to the pub and snippets of bacon at the cafe but there can be all sorts of treats on a picnic – crisps, pate, sausages, pasties, dips, cheese, lots of stuff I really like.  IMG_0712IMG_0701  Mum laid on a gorgeous spread

Last time we went to Seaton Sluice, just up the coast from where we live.  We had a drink outside at the pub (well, mum and friend did) then tucked into the goodies.  I romped around in the sun but made sure I didn’t go too far in case I missed any titbits.  Mmm, it was delicious.

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Seaton Sluice