She’s in a right state (like the house which is having an inside paint job) – lost the Easter eggs she bought weeks ago. It wasn’t me, I have categorically NOT had the Easter eggs. Now if I could get back home from bootcamp and be sent on the trail – a little chocolate offering to get my nose in tune – I may be able to hunt them out. Personally I think she should write this sort of thing down, like she did so she could find the Christmas wrapping paper after buying half price in the sales (on top of big chest).
If you have any ideas (no, not in dining room cabinet, spare wardrobe, shed or present drawer), please leave a reply.