Suspicious goings-on back home while I’m at bootcamp this weekend. I hear that Marley has taken over my bed, claiming possession is nine-tenths of the paw! Mum has warned him I’ll be back tomorrow and will be most upset if I’m homeless.
So, get out of my bed, Marley Cat! You have the free run of house; are allowed on chairs, sofas and human beds so shift your silvery butt!