Apart from my normal puppy food, in my first nine months I chewed or ate:
- a raw pork steak
- 1/2lb tomatoes
- bag of red peppers
- 1/2 loaf of bread
- some kiwi fruit – didn’t like
- wallpaper off kitchen wall
- corner of kitchen wall
- loads of plastic beakers
- tea lights
- spray head off a garden hose
- mobile phone
- Chanel sunglasses case
- 2 x half-baked baguettes
- 4 strawberry muffins with paper cases
- 3 clematis
- Nivea lip balm
- two boxes of toothsticks
- several hostas
- tray of marigold plants
- red onion set
- my week-old grown up collar
- cat’s food mat (sorry, Sherry)
- Xmas breakfast smoked salmon
- a re-usable fabric shopper
- my brush
- kitchen door curtain
- dining room voile curtains
- specs case followed the next day by…
- the specs (LOL, she didn’t expect that!))
- Russian doll
- the solid bits from the cat litter tray, very tasty.
Once I was a bit older I was better behaved. Sometimes I pick up one of my mum’s boots or a scarf and take it to my bed – just so that I have her with me all the time.
For the record, I slept in a crate overnight and went there for quiet times for the first few months.
Dogwuff! 