Apart from my normal puppy food, in my first nine months I chewed or ate:

  • a raw pork steak
  • 1/2lb tomatoes
  • bag of red peppers
  • 1/2 loaf of bread
  • some kiwi fruit – didn’t like
  • wallpaper off kitchen wall
  • corner of kitchen wall
  • loads of plastic beakers
  • tea lights
  • spray head off a garden hose
  • mobile phone
  • Chanel sunglasses case
  • 2 x half-baked baguettes
  • 4 strawberry muffins with paper cases
  • 3 clematis
  • Nivea lip balm
  • two boxes of toothsticks
  • several hostas
  • tray of marigold plants
  • red onion set
  • my week-old grown up collar
  • cat’s food mat (sorry, Sherry)
  • Xmas breakfast smoked salmon
  • a re-usable fabric shopper
  • my brush
  • kitchen door curtain
  • dining room voile curtains
  • specs case followed the next day by…
  • the specs (LOL, she didn’t expect that!))
  • Russian doll
  • the solid bits from the cat litter tray, very tasty.

Once I was a bit older I was better behaved.  Sometimes I pick up one of my mum’s boots or a scarf and take it to my bed – just so that I have her with me all the time.