What??? I do NOT smell!

My mum is very upset and angry after a disastrous search for lunch out.

She’s not been able to do many walks because of a knee injury but today it was sunny so she said we should try a favourite cafe on the seafront.  But, typical seaside in winter, it was closed, as was another we like on the prom.

So we goimg_1182 to another (supposedly) dog friendly place opposite the sea and settle onto one of the few tables available.  There were loads of other dogs and we’ve been there before.

My mum went to order but after she’d sat down again, a server came and asked if I could be tied up outside because ‘customers are complaining your dog smells!’

Mum was incandescent.  She says the complainers would be the three old women whose coats and bags were piled on the banquette before we came to that table and moved while she was at the counter.  One of them even fussed me!

We go in loads of cafés and no-one has ever complained before.  I was in the sea two days ago, my coat is clean and fresh.  I do NOT smell!!!

Mum asked for her money back and we came home for lunch.  I like home better.  It doesn’t smell either.