Mum was going out for lunch yesterday and noticed a funny smell as soon as she got in her car – yuk, dog poo on her sandals! Where on earth had that come from?
She came back in into the yard – and stepped for the second time into a splat of diarrhoea I’d unfortunately deposited in the shade just inside the gate. My tummy wasn’t very good yesterday and I’d not managed to empty it on our morning outing.
She had to wash her sandals with the hose, wash the yard then get her feet cleaned and find more footwear. She was hopping about, all the time to a Jimi Hendrix track blasting out of her pocket! Because she’d started the car, the bluetooth engaged music on her phone and didn’t stop when she got out. Was she mad…
Luckily I didn’t have any more tummy trouble but the episode was totes embarrassment.